Re: The Unofficial "Thank You, dumba$$" Thread
I'd like to thank all of you, dumbass cheerleaders, who were apparently trying to outdo each other laughing at your stupid juvenile "jokes" that consisted of making fun of less popular kids in Zaxby's today. I'd also like to thank your dumbass coach and the several parents that failed to stop your shrill, ear piercing outbursts. It taught my 11 month old child a good lesson in reaction to loud noises, and reassured me that his crying "fight or flight" response is healthy. I would like to offer props to my wife, who stood up, called them down, and told them to "tone it down a notch, because you're scaring my baby."
The looks on all your stunned faces, including the adults, was priceless. Thank you for leaving, posthaste, and shooting us go to hell looks as you passed. You shouldn't have left so, soon. You missed a couple of other patrons clapping.