A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor
golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through
the window of a nearby house.
The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and
finds the door open. They go inside and found a man sitting on
a couch next to the broken window. There is also a broken
The husband asks: "Did we break that too?" "Yes", replies the
"Sorry. Do you live here?" the husband asks.
"No, actually, I'm a genie." The man states. "I was sleeping in
that lamp when your golf ball smashed it. Now, I'm supposed to
give you three wishes, but I'm keeping one for myself since you
smashed my lamp. OK, what'll they be?"
The husband thinks a moment: "First, make my wife a better
golfer." "Poof! She's a better golfer", the genie announces.
"Second, I want a million bucks a week for life." "Poof! you
get a million bucks a week", the genie announces.
"Good. OK, what do you want?" asks the husband. "For my wish. I
want to have my way with your pretty wife," grins the genie.
"Hmmm", the husband hesitated, "I guess that's all right. After
all, she broke your lamp, you've made us rich, and our golf
games will be much more interesting. Go ahead."
So the genie and the wife retire to the bedroom. After several
steamy hours the "genie" says to the wife: "How long have you
known your husband?" "Ten years," she replies. "How long has he
believed in this genie stuff?"