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A letter to Dr. Phil *NSFW*

Dear Dr. Phil ,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.


A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?


Thanks,


PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught

Dear Fisherman,?
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
That's a nice pair of bass!


Bruce

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Re: A letter to Dr. Phil

That picture obviously doesn't go with this letter. I don't see any bass, a boat, or even a lake in the picture.

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Its an optical illusion Nick. If you stare at it long enough, eventually you will notice the bass, boat and lake. It took me a few hours to see it myself.
 
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Re: A letter to Dr. Phil *NSFW*

Those can't be real! Bet those are store bought silicone "bass".

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RichC10 said:
Those can't be real! Bet those are store bought silicone "bass".

Rich
But who cares if they are real , I'd still like to hold those "bass" for a pict to!
 

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Re: A letter to Dr. Phil *NSFW*

Good buddy Sam has some nice flotation devices.
 
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