Can't tell if you're being serious or not. In the event that you are... That PCB is porked. Quite possibly the cause of your issues. Covered in corrosion and the two traces at the top where the damage is are more than likely compromised and I'm pretty sure they're part of the ignition circuit, but could be wrong. I've attached what a mostly good one should look like, mine is slightly different 'cause it's a different generation. But yours is most definitely pretty f***ed.
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