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No matter how you figure this...this guy's got real trouble

Real life really is funnier than make-believe.

True story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know whats worse:

1) having your girl friend find out that your married.

2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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no way!!!! the next Monica is here.

he either has really big hands or a small dinky! HAHA
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