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A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Stockton, CA. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.


The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.


After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 

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A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly.
After long hours of effort, he reaches the top branches of the tree.
He jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.
The little turtle persisted again and again while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, watched the turtle with pain.

Suddenly the female bird says to the male, "Dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents/the.adopted.htm
 

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Knightslugger said:
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Stockton, CA (AP)

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Stockton, CA. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.


The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.


After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.


After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


Being a radiers fan, this is really funny! (fan??? not so much anymore, not because they manage to make the biggest most retarted mistakes (on and off field).. ie. use a play book almost a decade old, rehire a quazi successful coach, just let chucky WALK out the front door. bah blah .......... go Sharks? : )
 

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Hmmm the former Raiders head coach is now coaching at Nebraska... ???
 

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Which one?
 

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PontiacJack said:
Which one?
Bill Callahan.
Coached the Raiders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Callahan_(football_coach)#Professional_coaching_career

"During the 2002 and 2003 seasons, was the head coach of the Oakland Raiders of the NFL. Callahan had spent four seasons as the Raiders offensive coordinator before being named the franchise's 13th head coach prior to the 2002 season.

Callahan led the Raiders to the 2002 AFC Championship Game and a berth in Super Bowl XXXVII in his first season as a head coach, making him just the fourth rookie head coach in NFL history to do so finishing 13-6.

Callahan is the third Raiders head coach to win an AFC West title and into the conference championship game in his first full season. Only Art Shell, 1990 and John Madden, 1969 have accomplished this feat."
 

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MrSciTrek said:
PontiacJack said:
Which one?
Bill Callahan.
Coached the Raiders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Callahan_(football_coach)#Professional_coaching_career

"During the 2002 and 2003 seasons, was the head coach of the Oakland Raiders of the NFL. Callahan had spent four seasons as the Raiders offensive coordinator before being named the franchise's 13th head coach prior to the 2002 season.

Callahan led the Raiders to the 2002 AFC Championship Game and a berth in Super Bowl XXXVII in his first season as a head coach, making him just the fourth rookie head coach in NFL history to do so finishing 13-6.

Callahan is the third Raiders head coach to win an AFC West title and into the conference championship game in his first full season. Only Art Shell, 1990 and John Madden, 1969 have accomplished this feat."
Anyone could have taken chucky's work and finished it... Chucky had already trained, tested and organized the team, they were primed for AFC dominance before bill even took the reigns.
 
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