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This is AWESOME!!! I particularly like question #41:

You communicate with your passenger via
a. an intercom
b. handsignals
c. hard braking and rapid acceleration so that your helmets clonk together in morse code.
 

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I took the test and answered all the questions with the "worst" answer possible (didn't realize it was so lonnnnnng), and it spit out the following message:
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an absolute moron and a danger to society who should be thrown in jail until their last breath.
;D that is absolutely awesome! btw, that was for a score of 6/100.
 

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Well, some of the questons did not have an answer I liked...

" Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. "
 

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Dextrose said:
boooo my work ISP blocked the address :'(
boooo your work ISP sux
 

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Jrocket said:
Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-a$$.

LOL, that was a great
Got the same. Glad to know I'm not the only one. :)
 

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Your first question on regaining consciousness is:
a Is everybody all right?
b Is my bike OK?
c Can I ride it home with the forks bent under like that?

LOL
 

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Scored 93..

extraordinary responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.

..yeah, I try to stay alive and well.. ;)
 

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dragknee said:
that means you're so much of a squid that even the computer can not comprehend it, and it freezes up ;)
:(
redid it on firefox, and got an 83 and this line:

Jrocket said:
Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-a$$.
 

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Answered as best as I could, some answers I didn't like, but anyway got a 79, giving me "a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good." I guess I can handle that lol.
 

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holy crap that was wayyy to long.

Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

Damn this test is right on! ::)
 
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