[mfrankpdx]

Found this while surfing. Thought it was really funny.

http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

 

[omninate]

This is AWESOME!!! I particularly like question #41:

You communicate with your passenger via
a. an intercom
b. handsignals
c. hard braking and rapid acceleration so that your helmets clonk together in morse code.

 

[omninate]

I took the test and answered all the questions with the "worst" answer possible (didn't realize it was so lonnnnnng), and it spit out the following message:

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an absolute moron and a danger to society who should be thrown in jail until their last breath.

;D that is absolutely awesome! btw, that was for a score of 6/100.

 

[FazerDude]

Well, some of the questons did not have an answer I liked...

" Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. "

 

[Dextrose]

boooo my work ISP blocked the address :'(

 

[damarble]

boooo my work ISP blocked the address :'(

Same.

 

[jrocket]

Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

LOL, that was a great

 

[omninate]

boooo my work ISP blocked the address :'(

boooo your work ISP sux

 

[D1g1TaL Gh0sT]

Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-a$$.

LOL, that was a great

Got the same. Glad to know I'm not the only one.

 

[dragknee]

Your first question on regaining consciousness is:
a Is everybody all right?
b Is my bike OK?
c Can I ride it home with the forks bent under like that?

LOL

 

[jlmay]

i cant get mny results, it hangs up going to the 3rd page

 

[dragknee]

that means you're so much of a squid that even the computer can not comprehend it, and it freezes up

 

[Frog]

Scored 93..

extraordinary responsible and a shining credit to motorcyclists everywhere.

..yeah, I try to stay alive and well..

 

[jlmay]

that means you're so much of a squid that even the computer can not comprehend it, and it freezes up

redid it on firefox, and got an 83 and this line:

Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-a$$.

 

[damarble]

Answered as best as I could, some answers I didn't like, but anyway got a 79, giving me "a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good." I guess I can handle that lol.

 

[eXce!!eNt]

holy crap that was wayyy to long.

Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

Damn this test is right on! :