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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the
doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama)
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!






( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas,
Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC

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A couple in Kentucky, after having 9 kids, decided that it was time to look into getting daddy fixed. They went to the doctor to look into their options, and during the conversation the doctor asked, "Well, if I may ask, what made you decide that 9 children was enough?"

The man leaned forward and said, "Well, we read that 1 out of every 10 children born in the U.S. is Mexican..."
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