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I'm a huge fan of terrible jokes that make you groan rather than laugh. Post 'em here.

Q: Why are pirates so cool?
A: They just AAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH.

Q: Why do spiders always play center field?
A: They're good at catching flies.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Hot enough in here for you?" The other muffin looks at it and says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"
 

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him.... what?
-A super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 
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What do you get when you cut a pumpkin by it's diameter?

PUMPKIN PI!

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What walks on two legs and bleeds?

HALF A CAT!
 

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How do you get a cat to bark ?



Spill gas on it and light it up => Woof !
 

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ok here is a bad one..


Q= What is Helen Kellers favorite color??

A= corduroy



I told it was bad.. but funny.. haha
 

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Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. The first one says "I think I lost an electron."
The second atom says, "Are you sure?"
The first atom says "I'm positive."
 

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ommyt69 said:
worst joke I know right now , Hilary Clinton running for pres.
That's not nearly as bad a joke as the number of people Carl Rove Inc manipulated into voting for Bush...

and they still don't know what happened, nor what is happening, and so they "stay the course" & keep up the old Rove Inc chants.

Oh wait. That's no joke... that's a tragedy.
Sorry for the thread jack.
 

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come on guys, thanksgiving day is for the politics and it's coming up soon

my thanksgiving consists of a

lawyer

nun

man who works for the cia

uncle who was a doctor at west point and now a prison warden

women who's husband struck oil

and my mom dukes and i

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and this is no joke

naturally, i hate politics

no offence to the lovers of the never ending argument/ debate
 

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What is MI4S4P2?






That's how a chemist writes Mississippi.
 

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ok, so lindsay lohan walks into a bar.....





.....and no one cared :)

jarlsberg said:
whats funnier than ten dead babies in one trash can

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one dead baby in ten trash cans

sorry, i had to do it

and wait one minute

am i mistaken or is "funnier" actually a word

http://m-w.com/dictionary/funnier

were are my grade school teachers now???
oh boy.... you got me going now.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?



.....



i dont have a ferrari in my garage!


i have alot more but theyre too gross plus this is a "all age" site so ill keep them to my self ::)
 
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